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# Remember...
...that parking ticket in April?

I got a letter from them on Friday claiming that it has never been paid.

Correct me if I am wrong, but they wouldn't unclamp it until the fine had been paid in full?

Fucking idiots - they'll be getting a stern phone call from me tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 20:35, archived)
# Try not to swear at them,
unless they swear at you first.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 20:37, archived)
# I can be polite...
...and businesslike when the occasion calls for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 20:39, archived)
# How to get out of a wheelclamp
1. let down the tyre
2. Put foot on clamp in appropriate position
3. reverse car out of clamp
4. change to spare wheel

OR

Take off wheel. replace with spare.
(T1, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 20:40, archived)
# How to avoid being clamped...
1) Reverse the back whels tight up against a kerb and leave the front wheels turned at full lock - they can't get the clamps on.

2) Buy four clamps of your own and put them on whenever you park the car.

3) Always park legally.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 20:42, archived)
# i have the receipt
they don't have a leg to stand on
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 20:40, archived)
# Yay...
...that's what I wanted to hear.

You may hear from my solicitor ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 20:42, archived)