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# I think you've
out done yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:04, archived)
# my first ever ebay scam email...
the message is mostly actually an image file, but hidden beneath the picture, in white writing on a white background is some text that assures me that this is a genuine ebay communication...


this is an older one from paypal
(I helped save b3ta! redkat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Yes,
well quite.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:11, archived)
# a mate of mine...
uses white text in emails as a comedic device... sends a normal message then pastes loads of random white stuff in that mysteriously appears if the message is copied and pasted...
(I helped save b3ta! redkat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:13, archived)
# Yes.
Or if you use something like Pine over a telnet connection (okay, probably not that common these days).
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# It can still be found
used deep in the Linux labs of certain universities.
I miss Pine, so much more reliable than Outlook
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:19, archived)
# Outlook is rubbish.
At our work they've banned it and everyone's supposed to use Eudora, which is actually okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:24, archived)
# I'll have you know
that I've been using PINE for 5 years now, and could *never* switch to anything else... I don't have to think about the keystrokes, which makes me about 5 times more efficint than anyone else when it comes to rattling off crap work-unrelated emails!
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Don't call me
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:19, archived)
# Lucky I'm wearing
a corset
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# You can only
stretch the eggs twice.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:17, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:19, archived)
# I was going to ask
you the same question, but then I thought you'd just posted random nonsense...so I did.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Ah...
No... it's lucky I'm wearing a corset as my sides are splitting.
Fish board cheese babble.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Oh,
I see.
Now I have to picture you in a corset...urk!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:24, archived)
# I wouldn't do that if I were you
Your mind would go on strike for a week
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Urk!!
*spurty blood, spurty blood, slow painful death*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# a corset you say?
tights or stockings? .. i do hope it's stockings...

/slobber
(I helped save b3ta! redkat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:18, archived)
# I'm wearing stockings,
surgical ones.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:19, archived)
# and a truss?
/reaches for copy of zimmerframe weekly and heads for the bathroom
(I helped save b3ta! redkat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)
# people who use HTML
in emails should be shot with their own Bullets
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:17, archived)
# quite
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Hahaha.
* I see what you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Si señor
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:12, archived)