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# Mmmmm
Lovely. Much better than Bruce Springsteen.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:22, archived)
# or
having your teeth drilled.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Or waking up next to a horse's head
Covered in Marmite and brussel sprouts.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:25, archived)
# Yeah,
I fucking hate Marmite.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:27, archived)
# Gooseberries?
They taste worse than satan's spunk imh.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Urrrr.
You've tasted Santa's spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Christmas was always a testing time in my household....
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:37, archived)
# I was once woken up by Bruce Springsteen.
Not just someone playing one of his terrible terrible records. But the man himself. He was tuning up in Crystal Palace Park. Loudly. So I went up there, shot him through the head with a crossbow, watched as he slumped lifeless to the ground in a speading pool of blood, and went back home to bed.

some of this is a lie, unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:27, archived)
# Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:29, archived)
# I've woken up
and found myself in Dire Straits several times
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)