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# Siezmology
measuring how big it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Pology
measuring how big holes are
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Apology
Studying how to dig yourself out of aforementioned holes
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Anthropology
The study of throwing ants down holes
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:21, archived)
# hehehehehe
Demonology
The study of Jamaican Idols
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Foo!
Mythology - the study of unmarried ladies by men with lisps.

My favourite ever definition is carphology: delirious fumbling with bedsheets
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Goatseology
Making small holes too big for their own good.... :)
(Mr Joe Bangles, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 12:18, archived)