Make it rhyme, then
David Blaine, David Blaine
Dangled in a box
David Blaine, David Blaine
Never changed his socks
Drank through a tube, pissed down a drain
David Blaine, David Blaine, David Blaine
Slapdash, but I ought to be working
(
MissPrism,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:27,
archived)
that is brilliant
and should be made into a proeoper song :)
(
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:34,
archived)