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# then it is the same thing.
Ive been called 'no arse' by most members of my family for as long as I can remember.

I am still unsure as to wether this is to my benefit or detriment.

Tiny buns of steel.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# hmm
well men with HUGE arses are not good, like skinny but with lady-bums that wiggle. thats just wrong. and they have to buy ladies trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# is there an optimal size?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# im thinking
brad pitt optimal size, yes that would be good. or equivalent of two firm large badger heads.
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# I have never seen Pitts arse,
and its a while since I fondled a badgers head, so I am still at a loss to the quality of my buttocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Do you go for
fat, yet devilishly handsome men?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# no
i go for devilishly fat handsome men
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Then your luck
has just run out.

Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)