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# International Gif Animation Staring Championships Part II
How long can you stare at this ?



(with your hands on your desk)
(I helped save b3ta! yomgaille, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Pretty much all day
Do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# I've been staring at that
for the past 6 weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Lap full
of semen?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# The office is ankle deep.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# eeew
eeeeew visions visions
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# and a bottle of rum
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# what swimming stroke is that?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Butterfly legs
but she's skulling with her hands.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# do they still do the buttstroke
or was it banned for gross mechanical inefficiency
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# mermaid swim
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# it's The Patrick Duffy!
aka "man from atlantis" - they've just recently made it Unisex, more pc you know.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Why is she saying
Baa daa baa basil
Baa daa baa basil
Baa daa baa basil
Baa daa baa basil
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
#
Baz 4 Baaa?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Are you trying to say
Baz shags sheep?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
# well
woo its a silly bint with man hips
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# fair point
it's not doing a great deal for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# I dont understand the terminology "man hips"?
Does this refer to the same thing that my family have been ribbing me for throughout my life, where my torso blends seamlessly into my legs?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# it is
women that have no hips,thus looking like man hips.. but i am just saying that because i have HUGE child bearing hips and im bitter raaaaaaarrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# ive got no man hips
yay too that
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# then it is the same thing.
Ive been called "no arse" by most members of my family for as long as I can remember.

I am still unsure as to wether this is to my benefit or detriment.

Tiny buns of steel.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# hmm
well men with HUGE arses are not good, like skinny but with lady-bums that wiggle. thats just wrong. and they have to buy ladies trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# is there an optimal size?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# im thinking
brad pitt optimal size, yes that would be good. or equivalent of two firm large badger heads.
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# I have never seen Pitts arse,
and its a while since I fondled a badgers head, so I am still at a loss to the quality of my buttocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Do you go for
fat, yet devilishly handsome men?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# no
i go for devilishly fat handsome men
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Then your luck
has just run out.

Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# forever actually
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# blimey
a hint of lesbianism as well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# having my hands on the desk!!!!
geez! :O
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
# You'll have to excuse us,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# there's nothing wrong with it, it's perfectly natural
you tell your uncle new_matt all about it... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# ok.. it all started...
today when I saw a pic of Alizee dancing.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Don't play up
to his filthy requests, you'll regret it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# you've changed your tune...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# :)
im not! didnt you see the sarcasm?
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# It don't matter to him,
he clutches at any straws he can.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Groom, Grrom,
Simon Groom!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# well, i can't use chatrooms any more
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# what happens if you get
an itchy knee?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# that would mean im lesbian
i think
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# *has to go off for a sit down*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# luckily im not!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# it works either way for me
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# probaby 4 or 5
days
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# you'd be ejaculating pure table salt after 5 days surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# ..for hours
I would!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Not
Long
(with hands on desk)
(MnilinM, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# your clock's wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# um
01:06:something
oh wait
01:05:something
oh wait
01:06:something
oh wait
01:05:something
oh wait
01:06:something
oh wait
01:05:something
oh wait
it's a continuous loop
(1, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# i think he
knew that
(MnilinM, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# LURKAGE
(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
# Interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# CUNTNESS
(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# OY!
Be nice to bovine.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)
# To be fair,
I have been winding the little fella up for the last two days.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# not without
cause
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# True,
true.
I was thinking of stopping.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Is that
a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# an
adinfinitum gif with a continually counting clock would be quite hard to pull off
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# well
it wouldn't be impossible

just make it last 12 hours
(1, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# true
but the image would be approx 632MB in size, based on a one frame a second gif.

(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# She's a bit of a yeasty slap!
Ugly cow....but she has got a nice wiggly:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# You say that to
all the ladies!

lol
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# You've got a nice wiggly!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
#
more of these please

cough
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Part II?
(1, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# now try staring at this:
(DragonSkiz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# I am going blind.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# I'd lke
to see a line of them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)
# cripes!
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# here you are then
www.b3ta.com/board/2002864
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# flaming nora!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)
# double ARGH
But still a VERY nice wiggly:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Hypnotic
like this:

(Mr_Bobbins, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Oh
my
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# blimey
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# the tosstesterone levels are pretty high this afternoon aren't they.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# it's not my fault
there's an r in the month...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# I too am blameless.
My girlfriend is in France, so Im brimming with pent up sexual frustration.

So its her fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Is that Furtive
camouflaged in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# I'd go as far as to say I don't like her
she's another prime example of far too skinny girls, getting far too much publicity, saying they are far more attractive than they really are.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Curves!
We want curves!
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Seconded firmly.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# but LOOK,
she's wearing spiderman pants!!!
(Mr_Bobbins, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# I can't say superhero underware
is a big turn on.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# ohhhhhh a new screensaver for my phone
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)