You only ever need one phrase to get you through france
'Je ne pas parle en francaise'
or something
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Fri 26 Sep 2003, 16:24,
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or something
my favourite was always
Je parle francais comme un vache espanol!
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Fri 26 Sep 2003, 16:25,
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Works in most parts of France
apart from anywhere near Paris. Parisians are reputedly the rudest, most stuck-up people on earth, knocking Londoners and New Yorkers into a cocked hat - and that's just what the rest of France thinks of them.
Or so I'm told by reliable sources™.
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Fri 26 Sep 2003, 16:27,
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Or so I'm told by reliable sources™.