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[challenge entry] freds dead. god save the queen!

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(I helped save b3ta! raver, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)
# That's an arrestable offence!
Isn't it...?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# hahaha
ur username :D
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Fri 26 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# so,
raping a gopher is also an arrestable offence,
yet so many officials do it
(Hunting bears, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# you say that
as if you know first hand.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# Not true...
He just watched.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# depends on where you are
I'd imagine

I doubt they'd be able to arrest me for it
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# Maybe
but who's going to arrest an offence?
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)
# you can go to jail
for defacing money (I think)
Yay!

TJ - am I right in hearing the Robert Palmer is dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Too much coke will kill you everytime
Warble it to that appalling Queen song thing
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# no
a wicked rumour. just dont expect any new material
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Aye
He died. Only 54.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# yes
i fucked him to death
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Fucked to death by a Spoon
what a way to go....
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# Heh
Heh
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# you love it
you big filthy welsh filthy welsher
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Right son,
You're fuckin' nicked.

We'll 'ave less of the defacing of my gorgeous mug.

To the the tower with you, ya little bollocks.

:)
(HRH Queen Elizabeth II, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# sorry ma'am
but i did pay for it
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# You will pay for it.
Bring aat the fumb screws and the Iron Maiden. We'll teach 'im a lesson or two.

Tell you what. Off that big eared lay-about o' mine and we'll call it quits. Nice?
(HRH Queen Elizabeth II, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)