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# I was thinking about cartoon characters
and so I made this quick little idea for Big Tongue Duck

It's got a lovely little theme tune too. However, then I realised that big tongues have been made uncool by all that Jamie Oliver stuff, but I couldn't think of any other bits of the duck that could be big which would work so well. What alternative bit of the duck should be big do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 4 Feb 2002, 9:28, archived)
# its
nest

it could have tiny eggs in a huge nest and lose them all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 4 Feb 2002, 9:29, archived)
# maybe i should forget
big tongue duck and just do the adventures of Big Eye Dog

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 4 Feb 2002, 9:34, archived)
# ah
my question answered.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 4 Feb 2002, 9:37, archived)
# to tune of addams family
he's quacky and he's clucky,
he's altogether mucky,
he's the funny tonguey duck.
[clap clap]
the funny tonguey duck.
[clap clap]


He's Oingy and he's boingy,
he sings a little soingy,
he's the funny tonguey duck.
[clap clap]
the funny tonguey duck.
[clap clap]
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 4 Feb 2002, 9:40, archived)
# did anyone by any chance
see Snuff at Reading last year? "We're Oingy-Boingy, thanks for coming..."
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 4 Feb 2002, 9:44, archived)
# may i just ask
what on earth is it sitting on???
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 4 Feb 2002, 9:32, archived)
# Big nosed duck
Big nosed duck
He's a Big nosed duck who'se prone to cluck
In the early morning
when the day is dawning
you won't find him quacking coz he fucks it up.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 4 Feb 2002, 9:35, archived)
# Big Bill

or William to his friends
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Mon 4 Feb 2002, 10:37, archived)
# Big
bum duck?
Big mum duck
Big thumb duck
Big plums duck
Big Fun duck (a multi-headed duck. Each head being a member of Big Fun).
Big dumb duck
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 4 Feb 2002, 9:35, archived)
# what a fantastic bunch of suggestions
hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 4 Feb 2002, 10:10, archived)
# Are any of them
likely to star alongside big eye dog? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 4 Feb 2002, 10:15, archived)