if big eye dogsgoing to stay awake anyway, why doesn't it join in a game of touch the duck - and when he wins the duck, he can train it to peck out the maggots from his eyes.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 4 Feb 2002, 10:19,
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the duck would tryto peck out his eye i expect. he's not a very lucky dog.
( crab_bloke),
Mon 4 Feb 2002, 10:30,
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