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# I'll push
your tumpsy back up for you.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Ta!
But go easy on my restructured hymen.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)
# how's the born again virginity
going?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)
# It's great.
I can fit Dereks big business between the folds and nobody would be any the wiser.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)
# What is it restructured
with?
You can tell me I'm a gynaecologist*

* Enthusiastic amateur
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Teflon and Kevlar Webbing.
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Non stick
now thats useful
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:07, archived)