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# moose
jaime le moose
i need help
i cant post picture messages
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(The green monkey, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:25, archived)
# read the
FAQ you donkey
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:26, archived)
# FUCK OFF YOU CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:27, archived)
# You are so beautiful.
I could shit myself.

Oh. I have.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Afternoon Dawn...
...how's the growler?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:28, archived)
# It's fine.
I can extrude some of the lining to create a small lap table.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)
# um
eew?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Well stop earwigging then.
Sick dad knows all about my tumpsy.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:34, archived)
# It's like Dr Who's
Tardis. But marginally less fragrant.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Yeah!
With sunbeds.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Dawn Syndrome's
Grimsby Tardis.

Great album name, if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)
# I'll want royalties.
I can then plough them back into my salon business.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Or plough them
into your tumpsy. Think of the interest that would generate.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)
# I'm not doing that.
You're just trying to bamboozle me with technical terms.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)
# um
how about fuck off?

yeah

seems like a good response

"FUCK OFF!"
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Why are you telling me this, bozo?
Go and talk to your stinkin' friends, or at least some one who cares whether you live or die.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)
# come back
when you have sorted out your prolapse
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Still here?
Again I'm hardly in any position to bring myself to give a toss about what some old hambone like you is saying to me.

I mean, really!!
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)
# i hope ya get piles
and bleed to death,

if i wasnt aetheist* i may even pray for it

*you do know what that word means yeah? good
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Keep talking turkey, muthafucka...
Gobble gobble.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:48, archived)
# I'll push
your tumpsy back up for you.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Ta!
But go easy on my restructured hymen.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)
# how's the born again virginity
going?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)
# It's great.
I can fit Dereks big business between the folds and nobody would be any the wiser.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)
# What is it restructured
with?
You can tell me I'm a gynaecologist*

* Enthusiastic amateur
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Teflon and Kevlar Webbing.
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Non stick
now thats useful
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:07, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:27, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2074641
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:27, archived)
# nice!
I do like your secret messages.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Do you have a picture that you have made yourself ?
if the answer to this is yes, then do the following...........

a) read the FAQ
b) try it out

If you fail to get it working, ask nicely once more and we shall help.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Applause

(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Oh for fuck's sake.
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:28, archived)
# The Green Monkey
hailing in a new definition of the word cunt for the 21st century
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)
# I dont like yer
new name. Sorry babe.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)