A man walks up to the bar and hearsa voice from nowhere say 'Nice jacket mate, love the hair, looking good today'. A bit shocked he asks the barman what's going on to which the barman points at the bowl on the bar saying 'oh that'll be the nuts, they're complementary'
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Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:05,
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Same blokeGoes into a different pub. This time he hears another voice going "that shirt is crap. Your wife's ugly, but I've still had her, and I think you're a twat." Shocked again, ne asks the barman who says, "oh don't worry about that. It's the cigarette machine. It's out of order."
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Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:13,
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