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# If I were a tree I'd have squirrels fucking in my branches.
But I'm not.

Not a ninja either.

Just a twat, just a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 13:01, archived)
# I wish I was a terrier,
and my boss was a tree,
I'd walk right up to bossy,
and cover her in wee!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 13:04, archived)
# Jesus.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 13:05, archived)
# 'JUST' a twat.
sir, you undersell yourself.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 13:04, archived)
# well, as I said..
I'm resting :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 13:04, archived)
# cup of tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 13:08, archived)
# Sound plan..
*wanders off in direction of kettle, humming bars from "when I was a sailor"*
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 6 Oct 2003, 13:10, archived)