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# I have a friend (honest) who lives in Bradford
and he lives off pigeons he's captured.
He's a refugee, so he's forced to subsist on about £35/week so has to catch pigeons.
The only problem is that since he's a muslim, he has to kill them inna halaal stylee. It's a good job they don't have much blood.
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Blimey
poor bloke, needs must I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)
# yep
it's either that or go home and be muddered by his country's government for not fighting the rebels or the rebels for not fighting the government or join one side or the other and get killed in battle.
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:05, archived)
# Pidgeons
What a nightmare. This is a genuine offer, he's welcome to come and have a big slap up sunday dinner with me if he likes. Any weekend just let me know.
(Andrew Gilfrin, Thu 9 Oct 2003, 18:56, archived)
# that's very kind
but he lives in bradford. however, he may be being shifted to london soon, so I can help him out a bit
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 14:59, archived)
# MMmmm pigeon
Have to say I quite like pigeon, especially in a pie with a thick gravy (from the bones) and a good rich pastry. YUM.
(Graham_Gooner, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 13:36, archived)