I once tried
to eat 'bolognese' made with 1 lb of chopped mince, 1 lb of chopped onions and half a bottle of HP sauce.
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Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:42,
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a man after my own heart
Aged 14 - I also attempted to make "Chinese"
Ingredients:
1 bowl of rice
1 tube of tomato puree
3 sausages. Cubed and microwaved.
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Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:45,
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Ingredients:
1 bowl of rice
1 tube of tomato puree
3 sausages. Cubed and microwaved.
Or.....
Friends of mine tried to make a Gammon lasagne. It had all the usual ingredients in but gammon for the meat and little or no tomato. It didn't so much cook as slowly boil in their home made (with milk) Bechemel sauce. It smelled like (and according to the only mouthful sampled) tasted like puke. The whole house reeked of sick for a few days...
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