Once came home hungry from the pub......as a poor student. Only had 2 things in the cupboard but decided I'd eat them anyway...
Jacket Potato with cold rice pudding topping. Never had it again.
Cooked porridge but not enough oats, so to thicken it up I used beef suet. Wasn't hungry again for days.
Once tried to boil milk in a kettle.
Made my Gran a lovely cup of tea with my mums teabag squeezer, turns out it was actually a garlic crusher. Gran drank all the tea and never said a word.
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Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:28,
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Jacket Potato with cold rice pudding topping. Never had it again.
Cooked porridge but not enough oats, so to thicken it up I used beef suet. Wasn't hungry again for days.
Once tried to boil milk in a kettle.
Made my Gran a lovely cup of tea with my mums teabag squeezer, turns out it was actually a garlic crusher. Gran drank all the tea and never said a word.
Living in Lincolnshire,we used a Lo-tech stove-top kettle...Which meant my little sister had never used an electric kettle when we went to stay with my sister. She offered, nonetheless, to make a cup of tea. She plugged it in and lit the gas underneath it. Very thorough.
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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Wed 8 Oct 2003, 19:56,
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