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# worst food
Back in college my roommate and I were faced with either starvation until student loans came though for the quarter or eating Spam (that had been given to her as a gag gift 2 or 3 years earlier). We attempted to fry the rancid congealed blob of Spam and then cut it up and mixed it in with some ramen noodles (oriental flavor, I think) and various fast-food condiment packets that we could find to cover up the Spam taste. It was most foul and we ended up vomiting the rest of the evening. Delightful!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2003, 1:27, archived)
# eh?
it must have been the condiments or something because normal spam is the bomb! plus, it is inorganic so bacteria can't live in it
(, Thu 9 Oct 2003, 7:04, archived)
# Oh god...
You've reminded me of my first week at uni...
Nice new non-stick teflon frying pan, nice new non-stick spatula and a tin of spam...
Problem being, non-stick doesn't equate to non-melt-and-coat-the-food-in-plastic-if-you-get-distracted...
and distracted I was, and when I came back, the spam was black.
"Ah. Burnt" thinks I, and tuck in anyway.
"Hmmm...bit crunchy as well. Hey ho."
So, in case anyone wondered, teflon coated spam is not a good meal...
And yes, I was a little bit ill afterwards.Only a little bit tho
(, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 23:46, archived)