Thunderburger - Instant DeathI had a cookout with an old buddy at his new house where he was showing off his brand new crappy grill. Well, he don't know how to use briquettes worth a damn, and had decided to make me a special burger, using some Thunderbird wine. It was really for the novelty, we had picked up the Thunderbird, sort of so we could say we tasted it!
So instead of marinating the meat, he poured the thunderbird, on the meat, whiel it was cooking on the grill! Then he thought he had put out the bricks, so he dumped more ligter fluid on them, while my burger was on the grill, and lit the blasting fire, all unbeknownst to me! I came ou and he presented me with a slightly done burger. The bread was so thick I couldn;t taste quite what was wrong until the very end. I crapped black for an entire week, and to this day, I cannot remember how I got home that night.
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Fri 10 Oct 2003, 17:36,
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So instead of marinating the meat, he poured the thunderbird, on the meat, whiel it was cooking on the grill! Then he thought he had put out the bricks, so he dumped more ligter fluid on them, while my burger was on the grill, and lit the blasting fire, all unbeknownst to me! I came ou and he presented me with a slightly done burger. The bread was so thick I couldn;t taste quite what was wrong until the very end. I crapped black for an entire week, and to this day, I cannot remember how I got home that night.
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Wellwhen I was about 18, I stayed at my then girlfriends house in the middle of the countryside. We were there for about 2 weeks coz her parents had gone on holiday. We didn't have any money, but there was loads of food in the house. Great, you may think, but we didn't count on the fact that basically all of my friends came to stay too. Needless to say the food didn't last very long. By the end of the second week, we were so hungry we decided to remdy the situation and went out with the air rifles. A few pellets later we'd bagged ourselves a woodpigeon. My girlfriend, a bit of a country type, did the business hacking of the legs and head and stuff. Popped it in the oven, and hey presto, a pathetic meal of a paltry, rather meat free pigeon. Tasted quite good though, like chicken, but with a strange tangy flavour. Not really something I would recommend. The irony is that we raised enough money to buy some air rifle pellets, but never thought to use the money for food.
Kids eh?
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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine....,
Fri 10 Oct 2003, 18:09,
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well, i'm an expert at bad foodhmmm, apparently most people don't like the idea of fish finger sweet and sour, nor do they like mackeral curry.
Also not popular was the alleged sausage casserole that a friend tried to steal a sausage from, only to find it was just burnt bits
-i've also
-burnt rice,
-been a member of the worst girl guide cook out team ever (we made undercooked sausage and raw onion thing on one occasion and spag bog that was in reality only mince meat on another),
-failed to hydrate vegi mince only for it to swell in mine and my friend's stomaches (don't try it),
-tried to make a swish dessert that contained the rind instead of the zest of an lemon
and convinced my boyfriend to cook on many occasions just to save his constitution and sanity
(Also not popular was the alleged sausage casserole that a friend tried to steal a sausage from, only to find it was just burnt bits
-i've also
-burnt rice,
-been a member of the worst girl guide cook out team ever (we made undercooked sausage and raw onion thing on one occasion and spag bog that was in reality only mince meat on another),
-failed to hydrate vegi mince only for it to swell in mine and my friend's stomaches (don't try it),
-tried to make a swish dessert that contained the rind instead of the zest of an lemon
and convinced my boyfriend to cook on many occasions just to save his constitution and sanity
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity,
Fri 10 Oct 2003, 18:22,
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