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[challenge entry] Low Budget Film Taken Even Lower

'I'm so scared!'

From the Budget Cuts challenge. See all 747 entries (closed)

(b3rl1n, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 17:58, archived)
# i think you'll find
that sticks and rocks ARE cheaper than card and wirebrush
(slice, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 17:58, archived)
# LOL
methinks you speak the truth
(b3rl1n, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 17:59, archived)
# thankx
your the only one!
(slice, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 18:00, archived)
# Life of Brian: Stones
HARRY THE HAGGLER: Stones, sir?
MANDY: Naah. They've got a lot there, lying around on the ground.
HARRY THE HAGGLER: Oh, not like these, sir. Look at this. Feel the quality of that. That's craftsmanship, sir.
MANDY: Hmmm. Aah, all right. We'll have, uh, two with points and... a big flat one.
BRIAN: Could I have a flat one, Mum?
MANDY: Shh!
BRIAN: Sorry. Dad.
MANDY: Ehh, all right. Two points, ah, two flats, and a packet of gravel.
HARRY THE HAGGLER: Packet of gravel. Should be a good one this afternoon.
MANDY: Hehh?
HARRY THE HAGGLER: Local boy.
MANDY: Oh, good.
HARRY THE HAGGLER: Enjoy yourselves.
(b3rl1n, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 18:02, archived)
# hehehe
don't mention the Python - I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 18:06, archived)
# You mention Python all of the time...
"You are all individuals!"

"I'm not"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 18:08, archived)
# look, this isn't an argument
it's just contradiction!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 18:10, archived)
# *must resist urge to participate
[hand over mouth] "yeff i' if"
(b3rl1n, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 18:12, archived)
#
and this is why there used to be a "no monty python" rule ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 18:14, archived)
# Ah....
I now understand!
(b3rl1n, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 18:18, archived)
# hehehehe...
any bids on the Mini yet?

Or are you keeping it? MAN, if I lived there it would be soo mine already.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 18:12, archived)
# no
and no... I can't keep it, that's why it's being sold - I've got a cash offer anyway, and now it seems my brotherinlaw may possibly trade with me which means I'd retain visitation :D
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 18:13, archived)
# Very good then!
Trade for what, exactly?

Don't part with the Mini for any old thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 18:16, archived)
# Sierra Estate
1.8 turbo diesel... much more suited to my needs, and almost as cheap to run as the mini
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 18:19, archived)
# Oh right on!
Diesel cars are few and far in between here. I'd rather like a diesel, because the PRICE of diesel hasn't gone up.

But don't they smell kind of funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 18:25, archived)
# depends
when you're driving them, no not usually... just when you play with the fuel

they've been making it run cleaner and greener nowadays too, and there's "city diesel" and there's even whole how-to guides on how to use recycled chipfat from the local fish&chip shop - even including paying excise duties, you can end up paying less than a pound a gallon and getting the same kind of mileage and performance AND a nicer smelling car ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 18:28, archived)
# lol...
if you get it you should put a sticker on it that says "Powered by Fish & Chips"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 18:32, archived)
# and jammy dodgers!
mmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 18:01, archived)