Say it loud and proud, brother...Cats are nothing but selfish, furry shitting machines.
100% FACT.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:50,
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100% FACT.
Then if you owned your own catit wouldn't shit in your garden.
Cats have been doing their business wherever they like long before human beings started claiming bit of this Earth as their own.
(Cats have been doing their business wherever they like long before human beings started claiming bit of this Earth as their own.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:52,
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Woah there sparky.It was humans that "domesticated" the selfish shitting machines in the first place. Not that they're actual pets, or anything. Nasty, bordering on evil. That's yer average cat.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:55,
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Cats do their own thingwhich is why I like then, they hate control freaks.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:57,
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Goodo!I will come and lay golden turds all around your garden then!
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:03,
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You can throw stones at them until......you get a good flank hit and they run away, but five minutes later they're back in the SAME position trying to squeeze the same one out, the bastards.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:06,
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You two are in loveI can tell, in your cat hating fenzy.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:07,
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You are quite bizarre don't you know thatthere is secure acommodation for you two if you inquire at Social Services.
..and my gender is female, old boy.
(..and my gender is female, old boy.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:16,
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You're very kind.Very kind indeed. Your gender maybe female, but that's only your phenome talking.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:18,
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WTFAYBOA?On second thoughts I don't want to know, bye.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:23,
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