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# Jesus
was round for lunch yesterday and he wasn't all that happy about all this gratitious use of the cross in western imagery..

Or was he talking about Volvos?

I cant remember. Boring twat that Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:38, archived)
# he's your brother
you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:41, archived)
# This is true.
I'm Colin, second son of God.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)
# he ain't heavy
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)
# who jesus?
yeah, you and I are both pretty intimate with him now, I mean ever since you attended that republicans against whoredom meeting you were a total convert, but I was left wondering if it was because you were weak willed or because you were an idiot, then I realised youw ere both and stopped seeing you... Im sorry abnou that, but you know, its your fault for misunderstanding jesus (and his brother)
Jesus thinks your an idiot too by the way, which doesnt portend too well for your afterlife. sorry about that, but I will try and put in a good word for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:44, archived)
# dude
you're confusing 'me' with 'someone else'.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:47, archived)
# ummmm
an untalented person with no hope in the afterlife? Im sorry, here, have a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:49, archived)
# i reckon
i'll die before i reach the afterlife.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)
# I dont want to drive you to suicide or anything...
*eggs on* *jump !! jump!! *
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:52, archived)