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# First Post
GDay all!

First post after receiving the newsletter for two years now. Thought i would make it impressive.

Oooh Ah. mwah.

that is all. :P

(Jorn, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:19, archived)
# A star is born.
Star cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:19, archived)
# That was so nasty.
Sorry, welcome :)

We're nice really.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)
# no you aren't
kunto
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:43, archived)
# Ooh......
... be nice.....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:22, archived)
# Do you like
French cinema?
(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)
# worst first post ever
and i've only got one arm...
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)
# not for much longer...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:24, archived)
# have you got a spare arm?
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:25, archived)
# i have two
but I can fuck off and die before you get them...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:27, archived)
# I can tell.....
... that you have lurked for a long time and crafted the ultimate first post.
/respect
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:23, archived)
# ooooooooooh the sarcasm!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:27, archived)
# No.... really......
.... I am Soooooooo sincere....

EDIT : Which means (best as I can recall) 'without wax' in Latin.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:35, archived)
# you're going to have to be
some kind of genius photoshopper to recover from this.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:24, archived)
# I feel the need......
... to say 'Narf' in response to this post.
I have no idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:36, archived)
# narf?
just narf?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:40, archived)
# Yes.
... This and no more.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:43, archived)
# nyer!
What was wrong with my first post? all just jealous coz it was snazzy nyar. yup.

(I dont mind a bit of French cinema. Spanish soft porn is more my forte though. hehehe)
(Jorn, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 5:56, archived)
# i think
we were all secretly wondering where the photoshop was, i still havnt found it
(Glotty, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 8:50, archived)