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# now look
I know this is wrong, but.. well, the term head performance, it reminds me of a porno mag someone i know used to have, from Amsterdam.

It was called Dog Instruction.

Yes, yes, i know...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 9:23, archived)
# it all reminds me of
john evans...



champion head balancer off of record breakers. he failed on it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 9:43, archived)
# he does stuff like this


and this

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 9:46, archived)
# that's fantastic.
I love that man.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 9:47, archived)
# his webby
http://www.johnevans.cwc.net
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 9:49, archived)
# I'm sorry but that 's just
too good for words. He's not like... your dad or anything is he?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 9:58, archived)
# no, my dad's Barry George
I think someone should make a headbalancing game featuring John and the bunny - John has to walk along with the bunny on his head - whilst the rabbit has to balance a miniature model of John on it's head - z and x keys balance john's head, and n and m the rabbits. Increasing levels, bigger rabbits - thus more unexpected head movement...could work.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 10:02, archived)
# Inspired
that sounds like it could be the best game in the world ever.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 20 Sep 2001, 10:13, archived)
# actually
what did he fail on...? When you said he failed?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 10:20, archived)
# milk crate balancing
Cheryl was very dissapointed. His face went purple.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 10:39, archived)
# milk crates?
You sure?
I had a billion of them on me head just this very morning.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 10:51, archived)
# he's done it!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/newsroom/060401milk.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 11:02, archived)
# crazy guy -
he even balanced kateon his head!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 11:21, archived)