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# are you?
how come?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Well, I say 'on'
but I mean in the audience, but I will try to get my mug on telly as much as possible... *goes off to make a B3ta t-shirt to wear*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:51, archived)
# how exciting!
i think you should make sure that you ask a question with the word "ostrich" in it.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:52, archived)
# That I will!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:54, archived)
# I did Question Time once
got my question picked beforehand and got bumped at the last minute for time reasons. Fuckers. The microphones swang to me, I got ready and then Dimbleby got shouted at through his earpiece by the director just as he started to point at me. The microphones swung away, they went to the question after me and the show ended 40 seconds later.

One of my mates said it was the first time he'd seen me sit for an hour and not say anything.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:57, archived)
# Shame!
I fully plan to mug it up and get me face on telly!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Well, this was the thing:
I'd been CHOSEN to speak. This was my chance. Then some silly bint from some left-of-centre shiterag bought by four people in Islington talked twaddle forever, wouldn't shut up and then that silly sod Theresa Gorman was doing the "look at me, I'm Theresa Gorman" thing" and it just went on and on. I could see stardom slipping away from me and there was nothing I could do.

Have you any idea of the pain?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 22:03, archived)
# now that they let you text comments and questions on "question time"
i got drunk and spent a whole programme sending obscene and possibly libellous messages about the countryside alliance to the number with the hope of one or two of them getting on-screen. perhaps unsurprisingly, none of them did.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 22:02, archived)
# I like the cut of your jib.
That fucking "countryside" protest. More like the "come on this march or you'll get the sack and I'll evict you and your family" protest. Just so's a few tossers can rip foxes up with dogs.

Can't they work Photoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 22:06, archived)