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[challenge entry] With the budget cut down to £1.00 per person...


...the guests on 'Ready Steady Cook' had to be a bit more inventive in their choice of ingredients. Tiddles was a little alarmed to find himself on daytime TV, though.

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(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:47, archived)
# that is Wicked.
in the late 80's sense of the word.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Hmm, pot noodle made with boiling diamond white.....
*rummages in cupboard*
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:48, archived)
# i'm not sure which bit would taste worse...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:51, archived)
# it might be fizzably noodley,
or just plain foul
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Hhhhm....
that does sound kind of enticing.
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 22:02, archived)
# I'm going to be on Kilroy
don't you know!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:48, archived)
# are you?
how come?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Well, I say 'on'
but I mean in the audience, but I will try to get my mug on telly as much as possible... *goes off to make a B3ta t-shirt to wear*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:51, archived)
# how exciting!
i think you should make sure that you ask a question with the word "ostrich" in it.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:52, archived)
# That I will!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:54, archived)
# I did Question Time once
got my question picked beforehand and got bumped at the last minute for time reasons. Fuckers. The microphones swang to me, I got ready and then Dimbleby got shouted at through his earpiece by the director just as he started to point at me. The microphones swung away, they went to the question after me and the show ended 40 seconds later.

One of my mates said it was the first time he'd seen me sit for an hour and not say anything.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:57, archived)
# Shame!
I fully plan to mug it up and get me face on telly!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Well, this was the thing:
I'd been CHOSEN to speak. This was my chance. Then some silly bint from some left-of-centre shiterag bought by four people in Islington talked twaddle forever, wouldn't shut up and then that silly sod Theresa Gorman was doing the "look at me, I'm Theresa Gorman" thing" and it just went on and on. I could see stardom slipping away from me and there was nothing I could do.

Have you any idea of the pain?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 22:03, archived)
# now that they let you text comments and questions on "question time"
i got drunk and spent a whole programme sending obscene and possibly libellous messages about the countryside alliance to the number with the hope of one or two of them getting on-screen. perhaps unsurprisingly, none of them did.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 22:02, archived)
# I like the cut of your jib.
That fucking "countryside" protest. More like the "come on this march or you'll get the sack and I'll evict you and your family" protest. Just so's a few tossers can rip foxes up with dogs.

Can't they work Photoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 22:06, archived)
# Object to everything,
and continually refer to your own experiences (and how they make you so much better qualified to comment about everything than anyone else).
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:52, archived)
# That was my plan exactly!
I also plan to get into an 'argument' with one of my mates (also in the audience)!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:54, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's better than my dinner has been
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:48, archived)
# I've been at Uni for over a year
and I haven't once had a Pot Noodle! /proud
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:51, archived)
# I don't think I've had a pot noodle in 12 years
even when I was a student
then I could get 3 chicken wings and chips for £1.50 just around the corner from where I lived
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Um....
That wasn't chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 15:57, archived)
# All the ingredients
for a perfect night in.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:49, archived)
# EVENING!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm
super
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:49, archived)
# haah
cat curry coming up !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:50, archived)
# heheh
throw out the noodle, pat the kitten and eat the audience..

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:51, archived)
# It's an idea.
Woo to pic too!
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Yum
yum...
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:53, archived)
# hehehe
it's the expression of the guy with the glasses that makes it for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 21:53, archived)