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# brilliant brilliant brilliant
eeeh lad! hovis oop north cobbled streets down the mines scrub the doorstep whippets on a string flatcap broken biscuits
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)
# 'broken biscuits'?
you can still buy them at the fox's factory in batley. you get approx. 30 'echo' bars for £1.50
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:50, archived)
# eh, it's a time warp in batley
I'd go there just for the echo bars. Me uncle used to get 'seconds' cakes from McVities but he turned out to be a headcase racist nutter so we don't talk to him any more.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:53, archived)
# heh heh
i have to go to batley on tuesday for a
'goldmine training course' at caltech.
i'll try to get a bag of broken biccies
and take them down t'bash.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Sorry lad
They'll not let you take them out of
the country
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)
# can't we arrange a biscuit visa a t'town hall?
eh? and one for the black puddin while we're at it?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Lads, lads
You do know, yer'll be lettin' t'cat out of bag
if you let them biscuits go?

They'll know, down there, our secret......
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 17:00, archived)
# eh, you're right an all
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 17:09, archived)