Not so much a confessionas a revelation that will revolt you to the core.
One of my favourite tricks at junior school was to go for a shit, pull a couple of sheets of from the single-sheet dispenser, wipe my shitty arse with them, and then neatly tuck them back in so the next lucky punter would get a good look at my breakfast.
I used to put snot on light switches too.
(One of my favourite tricks at junior school was to go for a shit, pull a couple of sheets of from the single-sheet dispenser, wipe my shitty arse with them, and then neatly tuck them back in so the next lucky punter would get a good look at my breakfast.
I used to put snot on light switches too.
routine has perfected burgers,
Wed 22 Oct 2003, 13:25,
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