get those smoke bombs from a local...
..fireworks store.. twist like 3 or 4 of the fuses together and light them and open the victim's storm door, and throw the bombs in there and close the storm door and wait for all the smoke to come out... then ring the doorbell a couple times, then hide and watch.. when they open the door all that thick smoke will pour into their house!
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JayIrwin,
Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:11,
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Storm door??
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100% Cock Raw like carrots.,
Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:34,
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In the Queen's English.....
...its a porch :-)
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Khaine,
Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:36,
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Actually,
More of a screen door with swappable glass panels, usually.
In the U.S., A "porch" consists of an expanse of exterior floor, occasionally with screened or lattice walls and a roof.
/pedant
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5],
Sat 25 Oct 2003, 2:20,
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