I made a meal for my ex-girlfriend when her parents were out.It had way to much chilli in it for her, and she wasn't happy. So I got her drunk, which makes her horny. Anyway, we were watching a film when her parents returned. We had a duvet over us, and her parents came in and sat on the other sofa in the living room. My ex-girlfriend decided that she was up for a bit of fun. She began to grope me under the duvet, and after a while, being slightly drunk myself, I had my hand up her skirt. I was two fingers up to the knuckle, so to speak, when she began to make weird noises. being drunk, i thought she was enjoying it, so I continued. She began to move around, making these noises, so I continued further. She then crushed my testicles as hard as she could, pulled me next to her, and hissed in my ear...... wait for it....
'You didn't wash your hands properly'. I gave her a blank look, and didn't know what she was on about. A minute later it registered that I still had chilli powder all over my fingers, and she had it up her cunt. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
('You didn't wash your hands properly'. I gave her a blank look, and didn't know what she was on about. A minute later it registered that I still had chilli powder all over my fingers, and she had it up her cunt. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo,
Thu 23 Oct 2003, 13:45,
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