story from b3ta email - don't do it kids! use the board.In my first year at Uni i was in Halls of residence, so it wasn't easy keeping things private for long.
There used to be a girl called Kim who lived at the end of my corridor. She wasn't the fittest of women and often competed with the Moon to control the tides, but she still managed to get laid nearly every night with blokes she pulled at our local nightclub Tokyo Joes.
Anyway, this went on for weeks, and everyone on my floor, including myself were often woken up late at night by her moans of delight from pulling yet another desperate bloke. no-one wanted to say anything to her becuase it was pretty embarrassing anyway, so i decided to write a fake letter from the university; and without sounding big-headed (chort) it was so good, no-one could tell the difference from a genuine letter; it had faked signatures from the housing officers, Uni Crest, the whole lot!
The letter basically said that there had been a number of complaints about her sexual antics and the resulting noise, and that if it continued, she'd be evicted from the halls...
Anyway, a few days past and the letter arrived through the uni post. On the day it arrived however, her boyfriend from home came up to see her, completley unaware of what she'd been doing....
He somehow got hold of the letter during the day... Lets just say it the resulting 'spat' wasn't the pretty....
Mr. Kamikaze
(There used to be a girl called Kim who lived at the end of my corridor. She wasn't the fittest of women and often competed with the Moon to control the tides, but she still managed to get laid nearly every night with blokes she pulled at our local nightclub Tokyo Joes.
Anyway, this went on for weeks, and everyone on my floor, including myself were often woken up late at night by her moans of delight from pulling yet another desperate bloke. no-one wanted to say anything to her becuase it was pretty embarrassing anyway, so i decided to write a fake letter from the university; and without sounding big-headed (chort) it was so good, no-one could tell the difference from a genuine letter; it had faked signatures from the housing officers, Uni Crest, the whole lot!
The letter basically said that there had been a number of complaints about her sexual antics and the resulting noise, and that if it continued, she'd be evicted from the halls...
Anyway, a few days past and the letter arrived through the uni post. On the day it arrived however, her boyfriend from home came up to see her, completley unaware of what she'd been doing....
He somehow got hold of the letter during the day... Lets just say it the resulting 'spat' wasn't the pretty....
Mr. Kamikaze
rob,
Thu 23 Oct 2003, 20:05,
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