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# heard this on the radio
a drunk man at a party taps the hostess on the shoulder

'Do lemons have legs?'
'No, why?'
'Ah, I'm afraid I just squeezed your budgie into my gin'
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:18, archived)
# aah
I like that one.
(Nacho, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:21, archived)