
Is anyone getting concerned that there might in fact be actual life after death? Which would suggest that god exists? Therefore most of us are going to hell? I'm off to church after work...
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Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:03,
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What is this hell place? *looks puzzled*
*flips through a dictionary*
Ahhh, Hell. Christian mythology. Gotcha.
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Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:17,
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*flips through a dictionary*
Ahhh, Hell. Christian mythology. Gotcha.

wouldn't be so bad if you had died somewhere good, like the ladies showers at the gym or a fireworks factory. Imagine the fun you could have!
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Tue 28 Oct 2003, 16:29,
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Life after death can just be phenomena - do do do do do phenomena. Maybe God is a ghost !
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Wed 29 Oct 2003, 9:46,
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God is the ghost of everybody who didn't get stuck here.
Oooh... 'We are God. Resistance is futile. Your distinctivness will be added to our own.'
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Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:02,
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Oooh... 'We are God. Resistance is futile. Your distinctivness will be added to our own.'