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# should we all have
a go at an animated band - we have more chance than this:

www.nme.com/news/100728.htm
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:44, archived)
# It could feature
Furtive, a kitten, tubcat, and a couple of crab creatures.

They would go platinum for sure :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:51, archived)
# hmm...
furtive- a gangsta rapper with more gold than taste. he cruises for penguins in his convertible ford sodomite.

kitten- insane punk drummer. addicted to things that go fast, and things that make you go faster. band member most likely to heave a telly out the hotel window.

tubcat- bassist. what else? band member most likely to die on the toilet.

crab #1: thatchercrab- haunting lead guitarist and singer. secretly ashamed of an addiction to early 90s rave music. hates tubcat, and secretly plots to kill him/her.

crab #2: darth crab- rhythm guitarist and occasional DJ. once a member of the national front, now finds solace in buddhism and tribal beats. takes a lot of acid, and once ate his own children thinking they were manatees. wishes he was called "H."
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 11:22, archived)
# What a surefire winner!
We could have a TV series as well as hit singles (ala Monkee's, or S Club 7, but with more death and gore).
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 11:27, archived)
# They need a name
.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 11:33, archived)
# the b3ta band?
no. that's been done, surely.

and you will know us by the trail of bread?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 11:38, archived)
# you will know us by the
length of this thread?
no. no, you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 11:44, archived)
# Atomic Furtive Kitten Crab Club 7 Zone?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 11:39, archived)
# now <i>that</i>
i like
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 11:41, archived)
# Now all we
need is a talented flash artist to make our first music video :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 11:43, archived)