When I was a lad,my mum used to tell me a funny story about ghosts, that you might find funny aswell.
Three brother Cavemen were walking along in the jungle, starving. They see this cave, and inside it some toast with a heavenly light shinning down on it from a hole in the celling.
The youngist brother Runs in to get the toast before his brothers see, and as he gets about half way to it, he hears this voice
'WooooOOOoooo, I am the ghosts that guards the toast'
He runs out and goes to the middle brother 'Brother, there is a ghost that guards this toast.'
The middle brother calls him a chicken and exclames 'I'll get it', and so he runs in, hears the voice 'I am the ghost that guards the toast', and a few moments later runs out screaming to the oldist brother
The oldist brother laughs at the two, runs in , grabs the toast and stuffs it all into his mouth.
'WoooOOOoooo
I warned you once,
I warned you twice,
I wiped my bottom on every slice'
I know it's not a ghost story, but it always makes me smile.
(Three brother Cavemen were walking along in the jungle, starving. They see this cave, and inside it some toast with a heavenly light shinning down on it from a hole in the celling.
The youngist brother Runs in to get the toast before his brothers see, and as he gets about half way to it, he hears this voice
'WooooOOOoooo, I am the ghosts that guards the toast'
He runs out and goes to the middle brother 'Brother, there is a ghost that guards this toast.'
The middle brother calls him a chicken and exclames 'I'll get it', and so he runs in, hears the voice 'I am the ghost that guards the toast', and a few moments later runs out screaming to the oldist brother
The oldist brother laughs at the two, runs in , grabs the toast and stuffs it all into his mouth.
'WoooOOOoooo
I warned you once,
I warned you twice,
I wiped my bottom on every slice'
I know it's not a ghost story, but it always makes me smile.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:22,
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that reminds me of another joke...there was an englishman, irishman and a
scotsman out walking through a forest.
they notice a cave with a small light over a
table, and a nice new crisp fiver on the table
so the englishman runs in and goes for the
fiver, suddenly hears a spooky voice.."I'm the
ghost of Aunty Mable, that five pounds stays
on the table.
so he bricks it and runs out screaming.
then it's the irishmans turn, same thing all
over again.
the scotsman is a bit bored by now, so he
calmly walks in and hears the voice again
.."I'm the ghost of Aunty Mable, that five pounds stays on the table."
So he shouts "I'm the ghost of donald duck. i'll take this fiver and run like fuck",
He did as he said.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:17,
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scotsman out walking through a forest.
they notice a cave with a small light over a
table, and a nice new crisp fiver on the table
so the englishman runs in and goes for the
fiver, suddenly hears a spooky voice.."I'm the
ghost of Aunty Mable, that five pounds stays
on the table.
so he bricks it and runs out screaming.
then it's the irishmans turn, same thing all
over again.
the scotsman is a bit bored by now, so he
calmly walks in and hears the voice again
.."I'm the ghost of Aunty Mable, that five pounds stays on the table."
So he shouts "I'm the ghost of donald duck. i'll take this fiver and run like fuck",
He did as he said.