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# Motherfucking god damned rooster!
I live in the middle of a mostly suburban sprawl, inbetween LA and many other large cities. It's 4 am and I can't sleep because of a rooster with a death wish. A fucking ROOSTER!

All I need is some hot oil, bread crumbs, and some ranch dressing for dipping and I'll never have this problem again!
(Kimbo, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:53, archived)
# and i need to know this why?
i don't care, it's midday in england and i'm at work.

get some ear plugs.


or a shotgun.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:55, archived)
# *cocks shotgun*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:55, archived)
# shotgun for cocks
no less!
(Kimbo, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:56, archived)
# maybe it needs bulbs?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 12:01, archived)
# *shotguns cock*






um....
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:57, archived)
# that sounds painful.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:58, archived)
# er.. you gonna rustle it up a tasty delight that'll put it to sleep?
(Dave the heed, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:55, archived)