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# I think it's 'engorged'
and 'teats' together in the same sentence
(KnitWit, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:05, archived)
# engorged teats
engorged teats engorged teats engorged teats engorged teats engorged teats engorged teats engorged teats engorged teats engorged teats engorged teats
say it out loud over-and-over... it loses its' uhmphf.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:08, archived)
# but the imagery doesn't change
*shudder*
(KnitWit, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:09, archived)
# uhmphf
is a great word!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:10, archived)
# yeah.
mom says that one a lot. don't know its origins. probably german.
she also says, "It ain't worth the time to blow it up."
Meaning: something (it) has low quality.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)
# I knew you were gonna say that!
You've just won me £40! I'm gonna spend it on printer paper!

I'm also going bed. Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:16, archived)
# wonderful
I guess my cut is 50%?
g'night
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:19, archived)
# heheh
"oomph" is quite common around here too, used meaning force, vigour, balls, gruntiness..

I do like that other phrase, I think I'll start using it until I get banned from air travel..

meet the parents story: a friend of mine met the parents of his Norwegian girlfriend, and the father introduced himself by saying "I could build a bomb that noone could defuse" (being a bomb squad high-up).
love that Nordic sense of humour..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:18, archived)
# On the first night of
meeting my ex girlfriends Mother (Her dad was away at the time) her mum said to us "I don't really care if you do it on the kitchen floor, as long as I can get to the kettle, so don't spend too much effort trying to hide it"

It was a rather strange thing to hear, and scared me a little...but still cool.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# my grandmother
used to hand out condoms to my uncle's friends (she was a nurse)

(KnitWit, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)
# my mum does that
and she used to give our class "sex talks" at school
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# paradiddle
:)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# doof doof chi doof
chi chi doof chi
doof doof chi doof
chi chi doof chi
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:42, archived)