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# The magnetic sign in reception at work
on occasion gets changed from PASSES MUST BE SHOWN to ASSES MUST BE SHOWN.

At one point we managed to find some more letters from other sentences on the sign and make 'TITS ON TOAST'
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# South Yorkshire Busses used to have signs reading..
Cut out the fuss, show your pass on this bus.

They were made of self-adhesive plasticy stuff, and were regularly modified to read:

Cut out the fuss, show your ass on this bus

Funny first time I saw it. I was well caned though.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Me and a mate went into Halfords
with a load of white sticky labels with the word 'toast' written on them. We went to find the 'baby on board' signs. We stuck the stickers on over the word 'board'.

I guess you had to be there...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)