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# Yeah
that tie will never go with those trousers.

No wonder he can't get a real woman
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# I was trying to
work out what that lump was sticking out the bed...it's not his knob, it's not her leg, what is it?
I bet it's a Smurf.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)
# New of the World photographer.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# A smurf with
a bonk'on
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Bound to be,
everyone knows unexplainable lumps sticking up in beds are Smurfs.
Don't they?
Those little blue fiends.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)
# mushrooms
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)