I worked in ASDA a long time ago...
...and someone had changed the signs saying 'please do not smoke at this table' to 'please do not eat this table'.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:52,
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there was the classic tube one too...
'Obstruct the doors and be dangerous'
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:50,
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