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# In Cambridge (like so many others)
When you're walking from Christ's Parts (or something like that, it's a park) to the station, you find Janus House. Me and Hazz couldn't resist this-


In a pub in my village in Essex, there was once 'Look up *above it* Look up *above it* Look up *on the ceiling* Now look down- you've pissed all over your trousers.' which I liked.

Oh, and driving into Cambridge we go past the Genome Park which someone had change a sign to read 'Gnome Park'.

Tables at school: Bordom kills, English should have a health warning
*some teacher* is a bitch on EVERY table of her classroom.

My friend Lucy one had one of those 'Lucy is a slut' ones on the toilet walls- first she heard about it was when she walked in there and someone (not knowing she was in there) read it out loudly. Owch.

EDIT: arse, sorted out wrong code now.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)
# lol
heh heh heh... anus...
(xxhazziexx, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)
# Christs Pieces
I used to live there
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Bloody hell
Why are there so many Cambridge b3tans and never Cambridge bashes? Though the only place I can get served there is the Russian Shop...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# think its called
cryers piece, is it the one with the princess diana memorial that the little 12 year old cunts sk8 on?
(iain with two eyes, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Yeah
It's also got a police station right next to it, we didn't find out this untill we had smoked too much weed there to care.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)
# I live not far from Penistone.
Hours of fun. Hours.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Yeah
It's called "Christ Pieces"

I always thought it would have made a good menu entry for a Golgothan KFC a couple of thousand years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 4 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)