One that confused me and two that I feel bad about:In a toilet in a place that I once worked:
'Dave smells nice'
I took their word for it.
We also did some living graffiti once. Our headmaster was nicknamed Yak for some unknown reason. Yak had a black labrador that we kidnapped and went to work on with a bleaching kit. We tried to get creative and draw a bleach knob on the side of the dog but it turned out more like a blob. We sent him packing with a large yellow stain on his black coat. He seemed oblivious to the whole thing and rather happy to have got the attention.
At the same school we drew a 50 foot high penis on the school cricket pitch with the line marking paint machine. Had we been caught we would have been skinned alive as the Old Boys Vs 1st Eleven match was the next day. Much scrubbing had to be done by the ground staff that morning....
Sorry Yak, this was most cathartic
('Dave smells nice'
I took their word for it.
We also did some living graffiti once. Our headmaster was nicknamed Yak for some unknown reason. Yak had a black labrador that we kidnapped and went to work on with a bleaching kit. We tried to get creative and draw a bleach knob on the side of the dog but it turned out more like a blob. We sent him packing with a large yellow stain on his black coat. He seemed oblivious to the whole thing and rather happy to have got the attention.
At the same school we drew a 50 foot high penis on the school cricket pitch with the line marking paint machine. Had we been caught we would have been skinned alive as the Old Boys Vs 1st Eleven match was the next day. Much scrubbing had to be done by the ground staff that morning....
Sorry Yak, this was most cathartic
sick_boy,
Tue 4 Nov 2003, 11:02,
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Yes, applying bleach to pets is always funny......
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Thu 6 Nov 2003, 12:39,
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