Got suspended from high school for this
We had spanish excersise books with photos and illustrations of spanish people pointing at things like the eifle tower or a car or a loaf of bread, all with blank speech bubbles coming out of their mouths and lines underneath objects where you were supposed to write in what they were. I spent about two weeks worth of lessons going through every single one, writing 'This has been up my arse.'
They suspended me and sent photocopies of my deed to my parents, with my additions highlighted in green marker. Fuckers.
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Tue 4 Nov 2003, 14:20,
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They suspended me and sent photocopies of my deed to my parents, with my additions highlighted in green marker. Fuckers.
bloody hell
That brought tears to my eyes
and ideas to my head
i'll let you know if i get suspended too
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Thu 6 Nov 2003, 4:25,
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and ideas to my head
i'll let you know if i get suspended too
on a similar note
Hindsight tells me it was a bad idea to go to school stoned but so I did and in the middle of double biology I saw the evolutionary chart for horses ending with equus - the modern horse except that the picture of said horse had been doctored to include a wizards hat and cloak, painstakingly emblazoned with stars and stuff, a beard and a wand in its mouth. Underneath the legend now read equus the magic horse. In my hazed mental state i actually fell of the stool laughing.
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Thu 6 Nov 2003, 18:19,
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