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# Re
He looks completely unconcerned
With little cause to worry
I say we chop the fucker up
And cook him in a curry

Help me, help me someone please
I can't stop thinking in verse
I blame that fucking bunny slag
For this unpleasant curse
(, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:53, archived)
# here we are dinner is served
(, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:01, archived)
# Too much time spent
I hardly think the rabbit can be blamed for your addiction.
If you persist in blaming him, it'll engender vengeful friction.
The issues that you have, I fear, are slightly more perverse.
Your carapace has clearly been DESIGNED for writing verse.
It's plain to see that you are unique among this nation
The fearsome beast of myth - the rhyming half man half crustacean!
(, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:20, archived)
# I nearly fucking shat myself
That last one was so funny,
Now come on lads let get an axe,
And do that bastard bunny.
(, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:33, archived)