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[challenge entry] Bond.....Somthing Bond..........
Q:Well James you did well in youre last job as a amnesa teaster.
Bond:Whose James sir?
Q:You mean???Man we have to stop picking collage dropouts to be spys!!!
Bond:What this collage thing you speak of old man???
Q:THATS IT I AM QUITTING AND TELLING ALL THE BADDIES WHERE ARE HIDOUT IS!!!
Bond:Who?
Q:AHHHH


This is only my seconnd ever post please be kind...........

From the Rubbish Bond Gadgets challenge. See all 333 entries (closed)

(sam831, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 8:59, archived)
# It's more than
280 pixels wide.

edit: Hold on... that's your first post, sonny!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:01, archived)
# That's lovely and all but...
You're meant to do a pic :)
Even something in MS Paint will do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:01, archived)
# it really should be a picture....
but welcome. Maybe you should hang around a bit and observe.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:02, archived)
# Welcome
but I'd have prefered to see a picture of the collage of which you speak

Morning all
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:05, archived)
# morning
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:06, archived)
# meow
(don rico, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)
# parp!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:12, archived)
# honk
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)
# if you like geese?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:16, archived)
# I don't get it
Am I thick?

morning all :)
(DMQOB, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Not at all dear
*pats Mrs Vulga on the head patronisingly*

Morning :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:13, archived)
# Thanks
:)
(DMQOB, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:15, archived)
# you do know that
patronising means "talking down to you" don't you dear...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Really?
Bugger

*goes to check if gullible has been left out of dictionary*
(DMQOB, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:19, archived)
# Awww :)
Sorry :) hehehe

We once did the "gullible isn't in the dictionary" thing on a very gullible girl in college. Worked a treat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:20, archived)
# hahaha
was it me?
(DMQOB, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:21, archived)
# If you went to my
6th form and got told by two mischevious* 17 year olds in Chemistry that gullible wasn't in the dictionary, then yes :)

* possibly "immature"
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:22, archived)
# Oh!
It was me wasn't it!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:25, archived)
# Wasn't me
I'm NO fool.
(DMQOB, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:26, archived)
# So you wouldn't
try to persuade Mr T to get on a plane then?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:28, archived)
# No
I would simply hand him his milk and smile sweetly until he passed out.

THEN he would be carried to the plane by any one of my crazy friends.
(DMQOB, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Before getting involved in
a weekly adventure full of helicopters made from old kitchen roll holders and a bit of pipe?
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Yes
I will also magic some machine guns from thin air - smoke a cigar - and shoot but not kill
(DMQOB, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:44, archived)
# morning
I think he's complaining about stupid spies using terrible spelling and grammar of his own.

and goodnight, my bedtime now :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:13, archived)
# tatty
bye
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Night night
Sleep well! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:15, archived)
# nite!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:16, archived)
# Erm
Scroll to top of page and click FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:32, archived)