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# If I were Freud...
...I would tell you your dream means that you used to long to do awful things with a bear when you were a child. But I'm not. So I won't.
(I helped save b3ta! babs just dreamt sea monsters live in the potato patch, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)
# Quite frankly I'm surprised Freud
didn't get punched more.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)
# he fancied his mother
what a weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)
# Indeed he did
And he justified it by telling us that we all fancy our mums as well.
(I helped save b3ta! babs just dreamt sea monsters live in the potato patch, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# He wore spectacles.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)
# Ze bear reprezentz aggression.
Ze house iz a safe environment, ya. Agression iz prezzent in ze safe environment. Ze hant reprezents ze vanking, ja? Zis means zat vhilst vanking in ze house, SSG fearz (or dezires) an aggrezzive influenz ja.

</dodgy European accent>
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)