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# Sell your soul

I just put up a new website which offers you the opportunity to exchange the very essence of your being with that of other people. I have come up with the following incentives for everyone on B3ta to go to http://www.lazycat.org/souls and post an image of their soul:

1.) This is the first project I have done on my Masters Degree course and I will feel inadequate if no one views it.

2.) I would like to use the images of people's souls for an abstract purpose such as putting them in jars and poking them.

3.) If you visit my local pub when I am there I will buy you beer.
(I helped save b3ta! babs just dreamt sea monsters live in the potato patch, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)
# WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)
# see previous post
all wisdom lies within
(I helped save b3ta! babs just dreamt sea monsters live in the potato patch, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)
# you're weird.
i had a dream that there was a grizzly bear in my house,
and it was biting my hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)
# If I were Freud...
...I would tell you your dream means that you used to long to do awful things with a bear when you were a child. But I'm not. So I won't.
(I helped save b3ta! babs just dreamt sea monsters live in the potato patch, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)
# Quite frankly I'm surprised Freud
didn't get punched more.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)
# he fancied his mother
what a weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)
# Indeed he did
And he justified it by telling us that we all fancy our mums as well.
(I helped save b3ta! babs just dreamt sea monsters live in the potato patch, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# He wore spectacles.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)
# Ze bear reprezentz aggression.
Ze house iz a safe environment, ya. Agression iz prezzent in ze safe environment. Ze hant reprezents ze vanking, ja? Zis means zat vhilst vanking in ze house, SSG fearz (or dezires) an aggrezzive influenz ja.

</dodgy European accent>
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)
# i'm attached to my soul
but you may have the souls of my old shoes
(toastercide, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)
# Oooh, it'll be your b3ta birthday soon
I would make a soul pic for you, but I don't think there's enough black in the world :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)
# ah, but...
your ad will appear on a black background. It would then, if you were to theoretically have a neverending sized monitor, seep out into a big black void which would stretch on for infinity.
(I helped save b3ta! babs just dreamt sea monsters live in the potato patch, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)
# which pub?
i demand beer!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)
# The Cheiftan
AL7... Just up the road from Papa John Paul's Pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! babs just dreamt sea monsters live in the potato patch, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Message to DAVE the SOUL
Why no piccy? Gimme piccy.
(I helped save b3ta! babs just dreamt sea monsters live in the potato patch, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)