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# there's a chap on this board called Cassidy
you should prolly meet him.

(Although not if you have a girlfriend called Tulip of whom you're fond.)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)
# woo
especially if he bursts into flames in the sunlight!

I've just started re-reading the graphic novels, they're great!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# ah
nerds
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# how dare you
I don't subscribe to Freshleg's definition. I am GEEK.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# GEEK > NERD
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# the definition as i understand it:
geeks are people who are can do a hard sum easily. nerds are the kind of people that want to do hard sums, but take ages to do it. i'm not sure where this all applies to comic books though. i am geek.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# but what's the sign of pi?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# squiggly table
and it's pronounced "pee," fact fans
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# wrong way around!
Nerds are folk like Bill Gates, who are focussed (and anal) enough to use their nerdhood to get filthy rich and be dull.

Geeks are those who are just obsessively interested in geekstuff, whether it makes them rich or totally destroys their life and relationships.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# geek loves nerd
0110
121
33
=33% of fact

nerd loves geek
0200
220
40
=40% of fact

both parties seem quite emotionally reserved
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)
# ah
you should try feeding them drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# hahaha!
drunk nerd loves drunk geek
111121211
22233332
4456665
891221
70343
7377
004
04
4%

they're just using each other
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# the other method gives
00030
0033
036
39%
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# nonononono
geeks = intelligent people with social skills
nerds = intelligent people without social skills
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# satisfied noises
"nerrrds".
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)