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# Aardvark walks into a pub
'Not having a good day then?' inquires the bar tender.
'Yes it's my birthday' says the Aardvark.
'So why the long face?' quips the bar tender
'Fuck off you big nosed cunt!' retorts the Aarvark.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# :)
a woman walks to the bar and ask the barman
"can I smell your cock"

the barman says "no"

the woman says
"ah then it must be your feet then"
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
I laughed out loudly at that one.
scribbled down the joke for future merriment.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's superb.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)